What are some of your least favorite Christmas songs or carols? Here are a few of mine:
- Taylor Swifts version of “Last Christmas” (too fast and full of teen angst). Just give me Ertha Kitt any old day… or night for that matter. Meow, Catwoman!
- “Mr Grinch” by whoever that baritone bully is, or was it’s so old. The entire song is one long string of insults and attacks. It gets harder to listen to as the season progresses and the more often they play it on the ‘all christmas, all the time’ radio station we listen to.
And last but certainly not the end of my list…
- Any version of what I call ‘the masher song’ when it come on… “Baby its cold outside”. I mean, I know it’s cold and he ‘says’ he’s got her best interests in mind, but something tells me that he might have other plans that involve a trip to a police station by the end of the night. Can you say ‘rape kit’ of wordpress? “… how could you do this thing to me?”. Yeah right buddy!! Back the truck on up and unlock the damned door!!
Now it’s your turn, let me know in the comments your thoughts on Christmas songs and carols that are the banes of your holiday existence.